It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings... DAMN HELL ASS KINGS

Choosy Beggars

Choosy Beggars


Chocolate Walnut Squares

I know what you’re going to say, and I agree that we have all been inundated with holiday baking posts for long enough.  I wasn’t going to post up these squares, despite the fact…

January 7th, 2009



Slow Roll

Slow Roll


The Cat in the Hat - Chapter 2

Dear Mr. Berg, Mr. Mandel, and Mr. Schaffer:

It is with intense apprehension that we contact you again.

January 7th, 2009



The Critical Condition

The Critical Condition


Lock Up the Children… iTunes Has Gone Insane!

I guess it was inevitable: iTunes will soon start selling singles on a three-tiered system. Depending on their popularity, individual tracks, which currently all cost ninety-nine cents, will soon…

January 7th, 2009



Who In The What Now

Who In The What Now


Button

      

January 7th, 2009



Low Resolution

Low Resolution


Latest Gossip Girl Finger-Puppet Recap

Puppet Chuck Bass is gunning for gold!

More finger-puppet recaps can be found here.

January 7th, 2009



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


Update: Nate The Christmas Kitty Finds A Home

From our faithful cat-placement correspondent Nacho:
Nate went to his new family on Friday.  Like the ridiculously perfect kitty he is, he didn't even make a chirp during the car ride. …

January 7th, 2009



Velcrometer

Velcrometer


My Year in Movies (2008) Part Two

The M. stands for movies!

January 6th, 2009



Thursday Night Smackdown

Thursday Night Smackdown


I'm only mostly dead.

What do I have that’s worth living for?

January 6th, 2009



Glark

Glark


Imperial Officer Getting Hit By Football

Creating this wasn’t probably the best way to spend 2 hours but who can say no when the siren song of a football in the groin comes calling?
This has been a Hans Olo Moleman production.

January 6th, 2009



Monty on Movies

Monty on Movies


Hudson Hawk

Okay, look. First of all, I love the movie. Love it. I’ve seen it enough that it’s basically comfort viewing for me. And I realize that it’s got some flaws, but I think it gets a bad rap.The…

January 6th, 2009



The Critical Condition

The Critical Condition


Who Are the Citizens Against Don Henley?

Walking in Brooklyn today, I saw this bumper sticker…

… and I want to know: Who are the citizens against Don Henley? What the hell does this bumper sticker mean? I’ve found…

January 6th, 2009



Low Resolution

Low Resolution


We Haven't Seen The Face of Evil...

…but we know what she does for a living.

Chris Evans’s publicist, I don’t know how you can sleep at night:

I have no problem taking my shirt off for a role if the part calls for it, but my…

January 6th, 2009



Terribly Happy

Terribly Happy


Trailers Without Pity does 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'

\We are back from our very short holiday hiatus with a new episode of “Trailers Without Pity.” Like I mentioned before, the show is going from a…

January 6th, 2009



Glark

Glark


A Short Story About Two Things That Didn’t Quite Happen

Today I celebrated the total and complete destruction of Live Journal with the purchase of a Snuggie.
Mood: Happy.

January 6th, 2009



Grub Report

Grub Report


Check, Please! Barack Obama

Hm, I wonder if Howard Kurtz and other scrappy pundits will haul various food experts on their shows to chew over just what Obama’s Check, Please! restaurant means to us as a nation and an American people. If so, it will be Alton Brown’s chance to finally become a pundit.

January 6th, 2009



The Critical Condition

The Critical Condition


The Last Image in “The Wrestler”

In the heaviest double feature since World Wars I and II, I saw both The Wrestler and The Reader on Sunday. Both films have stuck with me for various reasons, but it’s The Wrestler that I…

January 6th, 2009



Your Dirty Answer

Your Dirty Answer


RIP LJ?

—The bubble in social networking has burst, decisively. LiveJournal, the San Francisco-based arm of Sup, a Russian Internet startup, has cut about 20 of 28 employees — and offered them no…

January 6th, 2009



Low Resolution

Low Resolution


Trailer Trash Tuesday: Earth

After spending half of my Friday listening to this Sigur Ros song, I ventured out to see Frost/Nixon, and lo and behold was this trailer, featuring that very same song. So clearly I ended up much…

January 6th, 2009



Choosy Beggars

Choosy Beggars


Brewsday: Aventinus Weizenstarkbier, guest-starring Tina

Disclosure:
This beer immediately gets points for having a great big German name that sounds roughly like a combat vehicle.
I have an incredibly fun time with the German language, and its…

January 6th, 2009



Pamie

Pamie


What I Do Miss About the Holidays

Just about everything.

And this:

I was only in Los Angeles for the night. I dropped my suitcase at home, drove to Hollywood and rocked it with my fake rock band until the wee hours. Dana…

January 6th, 2009



Who In The What Now

Who In The What Now


Reggae

      

January 6th, 2009



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


The Runner

Good writing; bad example of the genre.

January 6th, 2009



Terribly Happy

Terribly Happy


TV on the Web and tech in '08/'09

Today’s NPR segment was about a subject dear to my media-blood-soaked heart, TV on the Web. Some weeks, I have no idea what I’m going to say about a specific…

January 5th, 2009



Fresh Hell

Fresh Hell


This Christmas

"This Christmas" was a mildly interesting movie, but I would have rather watched the final dance scene for two hours instead. Come on! I could watch that forever! There may be something…

January 5th, 2009



Slow Roll

Slow Roll


The Cat in the Hat - Chapter 1

Dear Mr. Berg, Mr. Mandel, and Mr. Schaffer:

We feel compelled to contact you regarding the most recent cut of your movie, THE CAT IN THE HAT. Upon viewing the film, we noted that the film adaptation has departed somewhat radically from the Dr. Seuss classic.

January 5th, 2009



Brooklyn Diners

ChickLit

Choosy Beggars

Crazy Nines

The Critical Condition

Dancing Brave

Dewey Donation System

50 Books

Fresh Hell

Glarkware

Glark

Go Fug Yourself

Grub Report

Gwen World

Knees Up

L.A.me

Low Resolution

Miscellaneous, Etc.

Monty on Movies

My Tragic Right Hip

Pamie

Plaintive Wail

Pop Culture Junk Mail

Pound

The Redhead Papers

The Slow Roll

Space Monkeys

Tara Ariano

Teevee

Ten Years Too Late

Terribly Happy

Things What Things

This. That. No Other.

Threeway Action

Thursday Night Smackdown

Tomato Nation

Ultra Tart

Universal Donor

Velcrometer

Videogamey

Who In The What Now

Your Dirty Answer



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